emo cum dumpster fag

(n) describes the emo dipsh-ts–both women (c-m dumpsters) and men (f-gs)–who “define” first names on definithing.com. these dipsh-ts have a specific individual in mind when they “define” a name—usually one who they are pathetically obsessed with—and they apparently feel the need to profess their stupid feelings on definithing.com. these “definitions” are marked by extreme gushing over the apparent perfect qualities of the individual they’re obsessed with.

emo women are the usual suspects of this behavior, and based on their obsession with some t-rd guy, it’s clear that they would readily spread their legs and accept the dude’s weiner into their cooters, hence the c-m dumpster reference.

sometimes, however, sad pathetic emo dudes take to definithing.com to announce their obsession with some dame who would probably never give that dumb-ss the time of day, let alone accept his weiner in her clam, mud tunnel, or even her pie hole. these guys are f-gs, but not the g-y kind—the f-ggy douche kind.

urbandictionary.com, please police and delete this bullsh-t. everyone else, stop up-voting this nonsense!
actual postings from emo c-m dumpster f-gs on definithing.com include:

1. samuel (< the person who wrote this definition of “samuel” is an emo c-m dumpster f-g, specifically one of the c-m dumpster variety) "a dashingly handsome guy, with a sweet and caring heart. he can be very introspective, and is a bit predisposed to pessimism, but he cares about his friends and family and would never do anything to hurt them. he is brave. not afraid to take risks, and does on a regular basis. he would take a bullet for his family or friends in a heartbeat. he has a great sense of humor and is loved by all." 2. doris (< the person who wrote this definition of “doris” is another example of an emo c-m dumpster f-g, specifically one of the f-g variety) "truly beautiful, both inside and out. she laughs a lot and is always there for you, willing to listen and help. doris is someone everyone likes from the beginning. you just have to look at her and you know she's an interesting and friendly person. she's very determined to make the best of her life and is charming and compet-tive at certain things. she's great fun to be around and always makes you feel happy and loved. doris is the best friend anyone could have. once you get to know her you hope she'll be your friend forever. doris is beautiful, likeable, friendly, fun, good at making out, fun, hyper, first love."