Emo Disease


a disease in which the victim has overwhelming urges to “slit their wrist’s” and “hide in the stairwell.” this is called “emo disease” although it has nothing to do with the music. these people who are plauged by the “emo disease” are sick because of their lifestyle, not music.
emo person – i hate the world and i wanna cut myself…i’ve been stricken with a serious case of emo disease.
guy- ……
emo person – the music makes me do it!
guy- ….what.

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