Emo Eliminator


1. the first haircut a new recruit receives upon joining the military.

2. the electric buzz clippers used to deliver said haircut.
1. say goodbye to your long hair, son. you’re in the army now – time for your emo eliminator.

2. the army barber whipped out the emo eliminator and went to work on the fresh recruits.

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