emo glasses

thick, black-rimmed “nerd” gl-sses that make women look incredibly s-xy
“that girl in the emo gl-sses is so f-cking hot; i just want to blow my load all over them.”

yup, gl-sses

emo gl-sses
gl-sses with thick black frames, worn by people that don’t actually need gl-sses, make skinny girls look hot in a hot-librarian-loves-the-c-ck kind of way. makes fat girls think they look like hot librarians when they actually look more like ugly-bitter-librarian- feigning-originality-with-ugly-gl-sses. emo gl-sses help skinny boys turn their skinnyness into a “thing” and subsequently gets them laid. makes fat boys look like drew carey.
“the hot one with the emogl-sses next to the fat b-tch in the emo gl-sses”
very ugly, thick, black gl-sses worn by trendy fans of emo music. they resemble traditional “nerd” gl-sses and many emo fans think it’s cool to pretend that they are nerds because they think they are being nonconformist. however, since emos now make up the vast majority of people on planet earth, doing so is very conformist and insulting to real nerds who toil endlessly to keep your computers working.
look at that guy with the emo gl-sses, he listens to trendy cr-p music.
thick framed geek gl-sses. buddy holly wore these. just because i wear them doesn’t mean i’m emo! so don’t judge a person by their gl-sses.
emokid: are you emo, because you’re wearing emo gl-sses.
me: h-ll no.
a type of black-framed gl-sses often worn by emo enthusiasts and lesbians. also occasionally seen worn by guys who are trying way too hard to look smarter than they actually are.
emo gl-sses can be seen frequently in non-chain coffee shops in college towns.
thick black rimmed gl-sses that marose emo kids tend to wear. mine rock my world.
that emo kid is wearing emo gl-sses.
emogl-sses are gl-sses that are usually extreamly bold and black.. some emo posers get these when they dont even need them to see. just to look emo!!
guy:omg you wont believe what i got at hot topic!
other emo guy: what did you get?
guy: i got emogl-sses so i can be supper emo!!
other guy: yay ive got to go get them now too !

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