emo load


refers to the s-m-n created when a man is masturbating and -j-c-l-t-ng at the crux of a heightened emotional state, most typically involving crying.
ricky: hey tara, i was thinking about you last night and i blew an emo load. i really think it brought me closer to you.

tara: you’re not supposed to call me, i thought the restraining order was pretty clear you f-cking psycho.

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