emo magic


a brisk wiggeling of the fingers that makes a males d-ck fall off. the result of the of the d-ck falling off is the males transition into the wearing of tight “emo boy” pants.
emo magic

h-llo doctor

i’m in quite a rut
my life is crumbling
i feel like giving up

theres this thing called emo magic
it’s really quite a fright
first it made my d-ck fall off
then my pants grew tight
my hair was blond
but now thats gone
changed to a shiny shade of black
it’s even blotchy in the back

now my friends all hate me
my girlfriend calls me names
this bandana makes my head sweat
and my b-lls are really strained

i not quite sure what to do
i was hoping you could help
please write me back
i need you dr. felp!!!

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