emo mullet
noun
a common hairstyle of an emo person, male or female – the hair is cut short and angled in the front, longer in the back, with lots of layers and rather sh-ggy. a variant is the reverse emo mullet (short in the back, long and angular in the front – davey havok of the band afi sports one of these.)
hair stylist: how would you like your hair cut, mayer?
mayer: i was thinking of something like an “emo mullet.”
stylist: -raises eybrow-
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