Emo Parker


peter parker after succ-mbing to the amplifying effects of the symbiote.

darker hair which covers one side of the face, darkness around the eyes and a bad att-tude are signs to look for.
oh, here comes emo parker crotch thrusting in our direction. let’s go guys.

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