emo-power bomb
first of all, an average emo person weigh approximately 155lbs. that’s pretty skinny and light. in order to activate emo-power bomb, first, one must be able to hang clean 185lbs, vertically bench press(135lbs.) the person 2 feet from your shoulders, and slam his/her back on the floor as hard as possible. although emo-power bomb can be powerful, it can also be negate by a fat wiggling emo kid. yes, emo-power bomb is considered a hate crime. this action is also considered unconst-tutional.
dumb jock: dude, it’s an emo kid. what are you doing sitting on our lunch table.
emo kid: i’m writing sad poetry.
dumb jock: go go gadget emo-power bomb!(emo kid quickly elevated above the dumb jock’s shoulders)
emo kid: nooooooooo! (slllaammm right through the lunch table)
dumb jock: you just got pwn.
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