Emo swag


when an emo hears a couple close by, either being a neighbour or just complete strangers, having s-x and would play the guitar as support for the couple to have rhythmical intercourse.
-tom and molly having s-x-

emo: oh cr-p, people close by which i believe are my neighbours are having s-x again. stair way to heaven, here i come! it’s time to get my emo swag on!

disclaimer~ this situation is fictional and is not based on real people, if you know anyone with these names it is simply a coincidence.

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