Emobian
a woman, either in college or employed, with a lot of insecurities with herself and how she is viewed or liked by others. she suffers from mood swings and is always tired. she may also be in denial of her s-xual orientation or have a male sidekick that poses as a boyfriend image to avoid suspicion.
a hybrid word of “emo” and “lesbian.”
a: “is the emobian home still?”
b: “no. she left with her man servant to some concert. she was wearing those super tight skinny jeans, chucks, and that vest again.”
a: “ok. when is he going to admit that he doesn’t like her anymore? it’s sad they both don’t have any other friends. they are just using each other.”
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