Emocaust
genocide of the 21st century’s newest generation of emotional children also known as the “emo’s.” much like that of hitler’s holocaust an emocaust would consist of slitting everyone of their wrists instead of actual use of a gas chamber to exterminate them.
i will rise up like that of my brother adolf and start an emocaust.
the final solution to the emo problem.
emo is a false genre of music wherein its misled adherents believe they are part of a new subgenre of music, but in reality, emo is nothing more than melancholy pop music and/or h-m-genized bad metal with whiny/screaming vocals. the emos pride themselves on contrived negativity, false sense of insight and depth, and have adopted the standardized emo uniform in all its bland unoriginality (backward, angular mullet see:emotenuse, tight girls’ jeans, tight t-shirts, converse high-tops, and sullen expression).
the emocaust would solve the emo problem once and for all. all emo clones would be gathered into concentraton camps, and sent to “showers” of good music, which would reawaken the mind and return the emo zombie to a productive, self-determined future.
if i were president, i would build concentration camps for all the legions of emo clones, and then i would shower them with happiness and the emocaust would be complete!
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