emocology


the very serious study of emos and scenesters. the ministry of emocology dedicates itself not so much to the preservation of emos, but rather to the protection of the outside world. the ministry of emocology recently began serious work on the overpopulation problem of emos in the world of emo forum at livingwithstyle.com. emo hunting licenses have been doled out for a nominal fake internet money fee. those caught poaching without a license are dealt with seriously.
“dude, the ministry of emocology says that emos are a threat hotter than global warming and more suicidal than al qaeda!”

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