emofuck

the act of extreme drunken shoulder crying. emof-cking is not s-x. the partic-p-nts are usually either dating or just quite fond of each other, and more often than not of the opposite s-x. in extreme cases, emof-cking can be done while sober.
verb- “rachel and corey went into the bedroom with a bright eyes alb-m and came out half an hour later with their eyes all puffy. you totally know they just emof-cked.”

noun- “g-dd-mn that was a good emof-ck! my sweater sleeve is wet clear through. i need a cigarette.”
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a derogatory term for an someone who some one who is considered to be “emo”. generally used to express hatred towardsthem for being such f-cking p-ss-es and crying like f-cking d-ckholes.
bob: jim is such an emof-ck, f-cking puussy -sshole b-tch!
fred: i totally agree emo is f-cking gay.
whiny, puny dudes who have worn tight women’s jeans for so long that their t-st-cl-s never dropped. they are constantly shoving their thin girl hands in their pockets which further complicates their testicular problems. as a result of this behavior emo f-cks inevitably grow up to become adult teenagers who sit in the dark and listen to sh-tty,lispy songs about candles,dead dandelions,and unrequieted puppy love. they seldom make eye contact partly due to the greasy, dandruff laden, bangs that hang over their eyes and partly due to their lack of masculinity and/or courage. they love to call everything gay even though they would be gay if they could only achieve an erection in those cute jeans. in summary, emo f-cks are weak poeple who need to hide in numbers. they identify with cr-ppy f-ggy music and always try to be in love so they can get their heart broken and gain emo cred with their defeatist self loathing lackeys. i plan to run for president in ’08 on the emo f-ck holocaust ticket. if i win, we will have sweater burnings in the streets. we will provide guns and bullets to all emo f-cks who want to kill themselves, and eventually we will reach the final solution: we will hold a huge free vegan buffet, but unbeknownst to the emo f-cks… the food will have egg and cheese in it!
“fear not the wrath of the emo f-ck, for he is sensitive and quite fun to provoke.”
a emo f-ck is a utter waste of sp-ce that normally sits on their own and contemplates life and what it would be like to die. in between wrist cutting sessions emo f-cks like to cry over music. the most common dress code of a dirty emo f-ck is tight gay clothes and stripy jumpers. if a emo f-ck is lucky to get threw life to the point of leaving school their choice of career is commonly a hairdresser.
a emo f-ck could be a member of the band green day.
normally a gay girl (or boy) who obsesses over dinosaurs, polka dots, and guns to there head.if you try to talk with them they normally look down and cover there eyes with their greasy black hair.

they cut there wrists as much as they cut there hair
“hey you stupid emo f-ck- look at me when i talk to you!”
stupid, ignorant, whiney wastes of human life. they sit in their corner with their friends, cutting their wrists and listening to fall out boy. emo f-cks are mostly identified with their gay, sh-tty, and musically inept bands (such as hawthorne heights, senses fail, and underoath.) these emo creatures should all be drug out into the streets and shot simultaneously.
“my mom and dad hate me! everyone hates me!”

in reality, this emo f-ck is an only child and very popular at school, therefor getting excessive amounts of attention.