Emola Pandemic
a newly discovered widespread disease with over 1000 confirmed cases. all victims share the same symptoms first starting with partial blindness and then an urge to burrow needlessly. eventually the victim will lose its mind and burrow underground until they starve themselves.
do you think obamacare covers the emola pandemic?
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