emoment

“emo moment”

a point in time where an individual engages in whining, complaining, or otherwise self-pitying behavior around others, usually in search of pity.

emo is a style of softcore pseudo-punk music usually stereotyped as “whiny” and often features singers complaining about their bad love lives and the unfairness of life in general.
jan had a total emoment on her livejournal when she started up all that drama about how her boyfriend broke up with her over the frodo/aragorn slash forums.
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noun – a joyous occasion, p-ssing interval of time or lifetime achievement to be professionally captured, shared, enjoyed and reminisced for generations to come.

verb – to convert stand-alone photo, video and audio artifacts into artistic digital montages that preserve the authenticity of a special moment.
kodak moments are so 90s, today we emoment our special occasions.

the video of the guy throwing a shoe at our president was such an emoment.
a moment in time in which someone is being emo.

hey joe, are you having an emoment?

sorry bob, i was just having a little bit of a emoment back there.
an instance in where you suffer a sudden bout of depression
“i can’t believe she broke up with me. i’m having a serious emo-ment her.”
a brief time of extreme depression
when i chose “you’re not alone” by saosin, i was having an emoment.
noun – a time of excessive whining, b-tching, complaining and generally grumpy mopery.
carl was having an emoment. he’ll get better.
an emo moment. a moment of emotional feelings. usually ranging from 30 seconds, to 1:45 seconds. then ending in a spontaneous giggle. most likely, an emoment will happen at least twice a day, but if you already have emotional tendencies, may occur more often.
an emoment may also occur due to a severe dis, or burn.
resulting in ice.
i cried because someone used my makeup. that is considered an emoment.
ex. you stupid cooz! you stole my eyeliner!