Emonical


a state of being emo and cynical at the same exact time. in essence a mix of “emocity” and cynicism (sometimes to a large extent).
jimmy: gosh, sometimes this world is so selfish, i’m glad that i’m not.
john: don’t be so emonical and self absorbed, your emonicism is saddening.

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