emosexual

(noun)
a human being, usually unable to determine the s-x, mainly because their hair is of medium length, and they wear make-up, male or female. usually can be found attempting to look “punk” with handkerchiefs hanging out of their pockets and a necktie around their neck even if they are wearing a t-shirt.

they can be found listening to emo-screamo music, which usually involves the discussion of loving someone so much that you would cut your wrists for them, in every song. emos demonstrate affection by hugging everyone they see because they cannot tell if their counterparts are boys or girls.

emos can also be found next to cigarette vending machines because every single one of them enjoys a good puff, and being around everyone that smokes makes them feel accepted. they also enjoy spazzing out to their emo-screamo songs, and they’re form of “dancing” usually looks like they are having a seizure.
“dude, that chick is having a seizure, call 911!”

“no moron, that’s an emos-xual male listening to his screamo music”
one who is only attracted to emos, and only emos. this person will not give any other person a chance unless wearing black shirts, black hair ((covering 75% of the face)), possibly gl-sses, liprings, and tight jeans.
i have emos-xual feelings toward sonny moore of from first to last.
n.
1)someone who is s-xually oriented to members of the “emo” scene.

adj.
2)s-xually oriented to members of the “emo” scene.
1) dude, man. i am s-xually oriented to members of the “emo” scene. i am such an emos-xual!

2) dude, chris won’t leave those “emo” chicks alone! he is so emos-xual!
misguided children who think that their life in the suburbs is too hard for them. so, they dress in black, refuse to listen to normal music, wear pants so tight that their t-st-cl-s burst, slit their wrists, and log on to mysp-ce. the world hates them and they hate the world and everything is so said boo-hoo. they will also lock themsleves up in their rooms and ask why their life in the suburb is so bad. emos-xual people aren’t real, so don’t be careful about what you say. they have no feelings, except sadness. you can beat the cr-p out of them and the only thing that would happen (besides your laughter) is their boo-hoos. don’t treat them normally or you will get an emo kid who thinks he is cool. not good at all.
emos-xual #1: hey look, i’m rich- let me slit my wrists!
emos-xual #2: yeah everyone hates me. boo-hoo.
a type of s-xual preference which some emo’s have. it’s almost bis-xual except the motives are different, more to make them feel understood and not so alone, not just for pleasure. it is argued that all true emos are emo s-xual.
after the two emo guys finished discusing their problems they began to make out, what an emo s-xual act!