emotard

a reference to all emo kids in general. being that emo is a false genre compiled from bits of other (valid) musical subcultures into a uniquely bland, and unoriginal composite, emo is “r-t-rded,” the combination of “emo” and “r-t-rd” becomes the redundant, but accurate slur.
all those emo kids who think they are being original by looking like each other and pretending to be so emotionally deep are really self-deluded emotards.
derived from emo as a subculture label, and r-t-rd used as a derogatory statement not peticularly connected to mental inability. used most commonly by those who hate emo kids because they use stereotypes against everyone they meet.

an ’emotard’ is inflicted with the same (false) connotations as emo because of the media and a respectively small percentage of emo kids who do fit the stereotype, to fit in with their peers.
-over emotive
-cries alot
-cuts themselves to show people
-writes poetry/songs
-is in an emo (hardcore/softcore) band
-wears emo fashion’

many emo kids have taken the name in good humour and use it between friends with no negative connotations.
“go away and cry you emotard, and listen to some real music like metal!”

“hey fellow emotard! how was the maths exam?”
a. a person who is emotionally r-t-rded.

b. also, an emo-scenester who is so emo it is annoying.

c. someone who revels in sorrow, anger, or any other various negative emotions. someone who lets emotional drama take over thier existence. usually this is extremely obnoxious to the friends/family/peers of the emotard.

d. a f-cking whiney cry baby. a farion.
zach: my dad didn’t love me enough growing up and my mother smothered me to the point that i eventually alienated her. i am constantly in a state of emotional chaos trying to patch up the shattered pieces of my youth. i don’t know what i want to do with my life or what my purpose is. i think i am going to go play a sad song on my guitar and cut myself.

sarah: mark it down on your emo-scorecard, emotard!
an individual who is emotionally retarted/disturbed for unknown reasons
why is he acting like a emotard?

dude, smile, stop being an emotard!
a person who has become so severely restricted in understanding emotion that they can no longer receive it or give it out. this ultimately leads to the shut down of the part of the brain that processes emotion and the person becoming totally oblivious.
my boyfriend is such an emotard! i’ve been trying to tell him i love him for three weeks now and he still has no idea.
a new slang word meaning “emotional r-t-rd” founded july, 11th 2010 in order to help put a comical spin on the tragic life of alea and friends.
stop being such an emo-tard andrew!!