emotican


the nationality of the emoticon race. smile, blushing, chicken, etc.
the emoticans are an oppressed people, used by anyone with a computer. 🙁

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    a beautiful indian women who is funny, pretty, and extremely lovable. she has the most amazing smile that lights up the entire room and walks as if she is a model. she is the most amazing person anyone can meet. that indian chick was so nice and pretty. she must be an eti ethnic chinese […]

  • Eezel

    a type of lubricant used for -n-l s-x between two or more men. “the all male brothel supplied everyone with lots of eezel.”

  • emopriate

    locating/using exactly the right emoticon during an im chat (im conversation about badge machines) pindec says: at the weekend i saw a guy with a “i have a very small p-n-s” badge on his bag s says: hahahah!!!! that’s ace pindec says: though i don’t really want to think about the female equivalent; i wouldn’t […]

  • emoticontradiction

    when someone posts two or more emoticons that completely contradict eachother. an example of emoticontradiction: person 1: i’m a much bigger fan than you! person 2: yeah right! xd ='( =p =s person 1: you didn’t have to bombard me with smileys! =o xp

  • Epicosity

    a type of measurement used in -ssociation with epicology, used to study the value of one’s epic-ness 1. the epicosity of you shooting that guy in both eyeb-lls from 100ft is pretty d-mn high 2. a ‘sean connery’ is the maximum level of epicosity a) chuck norris = about half a sean connery epicosity. 3. […]


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