emoticontradiction


when someone posts two or more emoticons that completely contradict eachother.
an example of emoticontradiction:

person 1: i’m a much bigger fan than you!
person 2: yeah right! xd ='( =p =s
person 1: you didn’t have to bombard me with smileys! =o xp

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