Emotional Blow-Job
the act of listing all the good qualities about your friendship with someone, being sure to point out all the things you love about them. then you expect the same list in return from them and they fail to offer it.
” i just spent 20 minutes telling him how great he was, then i got nothing in return. i just sat there and gave him an emotional blow-job”
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