Emotional Crit
what one says after hurting another’s feelings enough that they are left completely speechless (or possibly in tears)
mark: steve, you’re such an unbelievable pr-ck that i hope you fall down in the middle of a construction site because you broke both of your legs and then have each and every muscle and bone crushed into oblivion as a jcb runs over your corpse…
steve:-overwhelmed at the previous statement but at the same time fearfully antic-p-ting this possibility-
mark: emotional crit!
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