emotional dyslexia
the (inconsistent) inability to read other people’s minds through body language and facial expressions.
oh, sh-t! you were being sarcastic?! i’m emotionally dyslexic so i missed it completely.
dude – she’s really into you!
you’ve got emotional dyslexia, she hates my guts!
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