emotional masturbation
v. 1. making negative comment about oneself expecting a positive and opposite remark from another;
jane “i’m fat” d-ck “no you aren’t”
watching extremely sad tv shows or movies, listening to extremely sad music, or thinking terribly sad thoughts to force yourself to cry as a release of built of sadness.
i watched crash last night and cried for two hours because i had so much sh-t going on in my life i needed some emotional masturbation.
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