emotional math
when you use numbers to describe the feeling of something rather than rely on logic/actual math
“- my education cost me like a 1/4 of a million dollars”
“- wait. you paid $60k a year?”
“- no, it wasn’t actually 1/4 of a million. it just felt like it. i was using emotional math.”
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