Emotiontute
the girls who say they are there for you when you break up with your girlfriend, but are really trying to have s-x with you.
tom: hey man didn’t you just break up with sandra? how are you taking it?
john: it’s cool man sam,tanya,and gabby are trying to make me feel better. they all said i can call them anytime i need to and, they’ll make me feel really good.
tom: you know they’re emotiontutes right bro?
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