---

Emotiopath

---

Read Also:

• eratosthenes

  a really old greek guy who invented a heap of things. nowadays he is just one of those cement/marble head statues. eratosthenes wrote music, poetry, mathematical formulas and a heap of other smart things.

• estonian spit roast

  an orchestral manoeuvre whereby one achieves maximum clarity and volume on the double b-ss by pressing one’s knee in the back of the instrument. this in turn pushes the string into the left hand thereby producing a voluminous sound. “f-ck man, jaan keeps initiating the estonian spit roast on his b-ss. the poor f-cker is […]

• evany

  a girl who is gorgeous and super hot, envied by many and loved by few who get her and the great person she is. she also has a big -ss and colored eyes, great kisser, and also very sweet and loyal. stubborn at times but the person she is is worth the extra stress. dude […]

• Exclamaholic!!!

  someone!!!!! who is addicted to exclamation points!!!!!!!!! usually in text messages!!!!!! or emails!!!!!!!!! an exclamaholic suffers from exclamaholism. “omg!!! my bff just said i’m exclamaholic!!!!! wtf???!!!!! she is so wrong!!!!!!!!!

• Fad-Bod

  not to be confused with dad-bod, this is a temporary condition. a condition in which a sudden and intense emphasis is placed on the latest fad (i.e crossfit, p90x, bowflex). this is usually accompanied with a perceived increase in knowledge as it pertains to health, exercise and existence. it also starts the clock on m-ssive […]

---