EMOTRAMP
emotramp is a term used by colliery yoots to identify a being of mysterious origin. the emotramp normally a timid creature can be angered when threatened with an un-groomed fringe covering the right eye. in this situation the emotramp will use its natural defense mechanism of the disco-fistand a high pitch sonar squeel which can only be understood by the seacow or common manatee. if faced with this life threatening situation, drop to the ground, collect yourself in a fetal position and protect your face and ears. the emotramp will normally be armed with such accessories as the pumps, the hair extension, the afgani trany (which is a head/neck scarf used to shield an emo’s identiy) various items used to decorate the fringe area & a frankie goes to hollywood t-shirt. the emotramp is also an unfortunate creature which is ‘decadely challanged’ and is unable to pull herself out of the eighties…..
me: ‘hey did you see the emotramp coming out of the hairdressers this morning?’
becs: ‘h-ll yeah……i felt like i had stepped into a timewarp!’
me: ‘oh no you didn’t make any sudden movements around the barnet did you?’
becs: oh cheers tell me this now…….she’s already stole my curly wurly and chased me down the street packing a pair of travel ghd’s and some ultra hold hairspray’
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