empacher
a rowing boat, distinguished by its yellow hull: the stiffness and quality of which, like k-settle’s banana-buddy depends on age:
an empacher less than 5 years old is kick -ss if you own it and sh-t scary if you’re racing against one.
an empacher over 5 years old is a heap of sh-t
imagine a crew rowing on the 30th june, 2004, in an empacher built at 20:00, 30th june, 1999
19:59 – with this uber empacher, we are -ssured of victory
20:01 – scheize!! meine empacher is broken
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