empegee
empegee; empegees; empegeeing; empegeed (v) to drive a vehicle in order to maximize the current mpg reading shown on the dashboard display. empegeer (n) one who empegees
i started to empegee when i got a car that displayed the current miles per gallon (mpg) on the dashboard. since then, i am an empegeer and now i can wait until next week to gas up. i’m starting to notice that i’m now empegeeing all over the place. in fact, i empegeed here today.
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