Empire Biscuit


when two guys spit roast a menstruating girl. on -j-c-l-t–n, they “glaze” her with their s-m-n.
carl: “d’you wanna go see “rum diary” at 8?”
faith: “sorry bro, i’m baking an empire biscuit with jakob and gabi”

“this coffee shop is the perfect place to pick up a girl who likes empire biscuits. i had a great one here last week”

rebecca: “i feel really full after that empire biscuit”
friend: “you dirty sl-t”

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