employed
when you ask someone if you were “employed” last night, it typically refers to receiving either a “handjob” or “bl-wj-b” or some other type of “job” you could obtain over night.
man: “yo dude! did you get employed last night?!?”
dude: “yeah man, got an amazing bl-wj-b last night!”
to work at a job somewhere to get a paycheck.
i am employed at the local shipping dock.
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