empty calories
foods that only contain calories but no additional nutrients like protein, fiber, vitamins and minerals.
person 1: would you like some soda?
person 2: no, that’s just empty calories. i’ll have juice instead.
person 1: want some candy for dessert?
person 2: nah, i’ll have a baked sweet potato instead.
a phrase used when the food or beverage offered will not induce inebriation or intoxication. for example, brownies or cookies without marijuana, or a non-alcoholic drink.
man #1: hey, want a brownie?
man #2: that depends, are they “special”?
man #1: …no, just delicious.
man #2: no thanks, empty calories.
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