Empty compliment
saying a compliment without really meaning it and just to make the other person feel good.
bill: hey phil you are really beautiful.
phil: no, i’m not. even my grandma calls me ugly.
bill: stop being so hard on yourself.
phil: well then stop giving me empty compliments.
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