Empty Hand Syndrome
(commonly referred to as e.h.s.) a serious condition where a person, 21 or over, is at a party and does not have an alcoholic beverage in their hand. the longer this person is left without a drink the more severe the syndrome becomes.
(two people talking at a house party)
steve: this party is so fun!
jen: it sure is! hey is that michael over there on the couch?
steve: yeah it is! oh no….it looks like he has a bad case of empty hand syndrome.
jen: you’re right he does. we need to make sure he gets a drink quick!
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