Empty Invite
an invite to a place you receive from someone, this invite is given when there’s no way of the person to come. this tactic is used by boys and girl usually to show interest in the other and makes them think that you truly invited them but in all seriousness they knew you wouldn’t be able to come either way. –this is all done via text or phone–
in the awkward moment the girl or guy can come over… your f-cked and gotta pull a pretty good excuse out of your -ss.
sebastian: im watching a movie
becky: thats fun i like movies
sebastian: come over and watch it with me
becky: its like 3 am and im already in bed can’t i wish though
– empty invite = success –
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