Empty Tango
the act of two females making love… equipment obviously not included.
circa 1953.
what is presently referred to as: wow her with my awesomeness
window-peeper: i heard back in the fifties your grandmother got drunk and did the empty tango with pocky’s kinfolk.
spoon-licker: what can i say it was the fifties and she needed a college rec.
sheep-cote clod: i wish i could har-ss some sheep. if only it wasn’t for my stiff peg-legs -looks down sadly-.
Read Also:
- requiem for a dream
amazing movie, probably the best of the century. great editing, sequences, direction, acting, storyline and execution of the book. me: you seen requiem for a dream? someone: no me: it’s all about how your addictions can f-ck you up, set in brooklyn. a.) best movie. ever. b.) most depressing movie. ever. truly, this is a […]
- Lunadic
how crazy a woman or man gets after not getting any d-ck for a period greater than a year. generally characterized by making unnecessarily phallic gestures or making everyday objects into phallic anatomy. staisy was such a lunadic that she used the tail on her nieces sock monkey to make it look like the monkey […]
- retired police car
a car that scares the cr-p out of you when you see it and are speeding ( or breaking any other law )and makes you slam on your brakes and late for work because of the m-ssive heart attack you just had. person 1. stupid alarm clock didn’t go off again, i hope i don’t […]
- rhien
variation in the spelling of ryan if you have this name you are a legend. girl1: “ooh who’s that guy?” girl2: “that’s rhien isn’t he hot!”
- Critco
being put into critical condition. did you hear about the guy on the news? yeah, i heard he was in critco!