Empty tissue box
meaning 1: you recently had a girlfriend over to watch “fault in our stars”.
meaning 2: you haven’t jacked off in over two weeks and finally did.
1) i had patricia over to my house yesterday and it resulted in an empty tissue box.
2)i had patricia over to my house yesterday and it resulted in an empty tissue box.
Read Also:
- Taxed out
burdened, to the point of exhaustion shortened from “taxed out of existence” my boss kept me late every night this week, and i’m feeling a bit taxed out.
- scootch test
when you sit on a couch next to a fine lady and slowly scootch closer to her so see if she’s into you. dude! anna totally p-ssed the scootch test!
- creepy crapper
a person who says creepy, sometimes inappropriate things, and has a cr-ppy sense of humor, but has no intention of bring creepy and no idea that they are inappropriate. yosniel called me a dirty little girl the other day, but that was only because i didn’t take a shower. then the creepy cr-pper laughed as […]
- dollar shave club
dollar shave club: when a man gets c-m in his beard during the act of oral s-x. did you notice mike joined the dollar shave club last night.
- Mexizona
this state used to be known as arizona. one of four states in the united states of america (the other three being mexifornia, new mexico, and mexas) that is part of the “mexican invasion zone”, which serves as a jumping off point for mexican illegal immigrants to enter the usa. the mexican government, of course, […]