EMS Weenie
a person who is a member of a fire department that holds no fire related certifications however holds a medical certification or license such as emt or emr.
“brandon said he wants to be on the hose line.”
“tell that ems weenie to go handle rehab and leave the real work to the firefighters”
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- Sports Coma
the lethargic and often helpless state one enters after their “team” loses. can be a prolonged state and affect a wide area such as a city or region. “jerry has been in his room for three hours.” “yeah this peyton manning thing has im in a real sports coma”
- sprandel
queer, usualy likes men with small p-n-ses. also known for playing guitar hero while being brutally -n-l raped w/out lube. look at that, that guy is such a sprandel.
- sprangled
a state of utter drunkenness in which the person inflicted is off their face, yet happy and usually sprawled in a horizontal position. sam -mumbles- ‘guys i’m f-cking sprangled’
- sprastic
adjective: energetic, crazy, lose, ready, hyper lets bounce our b–bies around and get really sprastic tonight! let’s just stay up all night and get sprastic!
- sprattle
-ss hairs left on the public toilet bowl seat by the previous person taking a sh-t. there was no way i could take a dump in there after seeing all the sprattle.