emtheregootsandhemlos
originates from the dialect of the wooded plains of the albanian south called “shyznyt”. the word means “enlightenment” or “to be in a sublime mental state”. this state can only be obtained by practicing the art of “parglymontaine” which involves sleeping copiously.
though buddha was great, he was never able to achieve emtheregootsandhemlos.
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