Emu Explorer
someone who sits around his computer all day keeping a dictionary by his side at all times, so when he can find his prey, he can use it to attack them using huge words he just learned. he often looks on dictionary.com at the start of the day for a new big word to use.
richie: “stop talking to me, you are such a simpleton and you are not worth my time, you cretin, your wasting my completely precious time.”
mike: “dude ‘cretin’ is the word of the day on dictionary.com… way to be an emu explorer.”
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