emu war
australia’s worst and most horrifc war in its history. it started in the 1920s when emus were f-cking with all of their crops, they tried to take out machine guns, run them over, put them on fire, but they just kept coming. eventually the signed the “treaty of total f-cking shame” to emu napoleon, ending the war. talking about it is said to instantly bring ptsd flashbacks to any australian within a 1 mile radius
american : hey, ya heard about the emu war? australian: -rolls on the ground autisticly screeching in fear-
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