end-of-life crisis
the point at which a person nearing or during retirement begins to act “young” again so as not to descend into despair and madness as they slowly rot and die.
guy 1: “so my dad replaced the really awesome gl-sses with these fugly -ss grandpa ones and i’m just like, ‘wow you are so old!'”
guy 2: “haha is it midlife crisis status?”
guy 1: “nah he’s too old for that. that was when he bought the convertible.”
guy 2: “oh it’s an end-of-life crisis.”
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