Endiversary
opposite of an anniversary. it’s the day you either celebrate (or mourn, depending on your outlook of the situation) the ending of a relationship. causes of celebration include the end of a marriage from a cheating wh-r-. causes of mourning is when the relationship ends abruptly and you didn’t want it to.
january 30 is my endiversary from my ex-wife! it’s going to be a great day! we’ll all go out and get hammered to celebrate!
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