Enemies With Benifits
a situation in which both people share an equal hatred of the other but are still s-xually attracted to one another, hence the, “with benifits” part of the name.
guy: g-d! why do you have to be such a dirty b-tch all the time?!
girl: oh yea? well why do you have to be such a d-ck all the time!?
guy: i’m not a d-ck you sl-t!
girl: i’m not a sl-t you b-st-rd!
guy: c-nt!!
girl: -ss-clown!!
guy: are you as turned on right now as i am?!?
girl: when we’re done fighting over this we should really have angry s-x you f-cker!!
guy: -splutters, considers, then shrugs- fine! but don’t objectify me wh-r-!!
(hot angry s-x insues)
me: and that my friends, is enemies with benifits. -bows-
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