energy gravy


the gooey, warm, melty sensation of energy coursing through you when you’re meditating or playing energy tag with a partner. like actual gravy, flowing through a sea of turkey and mashed potatoes. this feeling is comparable to the effects of mdma… uh, or so i’ve heard.
that infusion of crazy energy gravy was just what i needed after a long day of toiling in the fields… sigh

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