enfriend
the gender neutral variation of “boyfriend” and “girlfriend” to be used in cases when the gender of the subject in question is either unknown, nonbinary, or purposefully omitted. meant to be a more casual alternative to “partner”.
“i forgot to tell you, but i have a new enfriend!”
“that’s great! you should introduce me to them.”
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