Englard


a language spoken by best friends where only the best friend and you know what is being said. most people who don’t speak englard or don’t know what it is will look at you like your a f-cking idiot.
(b-tch) why the f-ck are you and chris so weird?
(meghan) b-tch, you just don’t understand englard.

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