Englebert


the maintaining of an erection after -j-c-l-t–n, post coitus. as in “after the lovin’, i’m still in love with you”, one of the biggest song hits by the excruciatingly awesome englebert humperd-nk.
mike & sally just had s-x, with both partners achieving -rg-sm. mike climbed off sally and they both lay there for a while, exhausted and spent. sally noticed that mike’s p-n-s was still at full attention. she mentioned it and mike said-that’s just my “englebert”-it’s presence tells you my true feelings for you because: “after the lovin’, i’m still in love with you”.

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